It was an unusually hot, fall day
Mr. Corn’s
Crops were being harvested.

Knowing thirst would be parched
His girlfriend, fiancee’
Brought lemonade.

Coming from a large family named KETTLE
Her ma, was a homemaker
Her pa, a kernel in the Army.

The wedding was beautiful
Their neighbor ORVILLE REDENBACHER attended.
The honeymoon was a jolly time too.

Two years later, Mrs. Corn
Gave birth to twin girls
Candy and Caramella.

From husband to father, daddy, all in one day
Also forever known as
Written 10.14.05


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